My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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