that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
BRING THE BAGELS
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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