I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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