im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
40s are totally the cure
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.