you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can I color on your dick again?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
