I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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