it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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