i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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