When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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