yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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