Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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