i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
