check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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