what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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