Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I cut my penus on the lid.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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