I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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