out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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