Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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