Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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