I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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