My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?