Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(707): View more from California

My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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(914): View more from New York

dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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(805): View more from California

Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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