Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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