Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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