What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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