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(248): View more from Michigan

Christians are straight up FREAKS

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet

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(208): View more from Idaho

We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.

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(903): View more from Texas

u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?

(214): View more from Texas

Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?

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(702): View more from Nevada

did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Bjs and tacos. That's my life.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...

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