I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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