Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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