Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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