is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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