Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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