I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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