Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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