On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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