maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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