sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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