Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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