how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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