is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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