Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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