super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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