you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
