? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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