The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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