my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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