For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
did i walk over a car last night?
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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