His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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