I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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