Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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