How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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