when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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