Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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