There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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