You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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