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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  We need more drag queens in our life I've decided

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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