Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.