Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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